I used to spend far too many hours standing on Hollywood Boulevard watching the antics of the local denizens. I spent so much time that they began to recognize me and on several occasions they drug me into their madness. These days there are only a couple of characters who's names I recall.
Shelby Mayer - Who needs talent? I've got money!
Gabriel Huntington - What's with the head wrap? Did you just wash your hair or have brain surgery?